Chemi Jokes- Part 1

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates,  Even Better NO₃^-'s"

Source : http://www.coolscience.org/CoolScience/CoolJokes/ChemJokes.htm