A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
Source part 3/4/5 : http://inorganicventures.com/tech/chemistry-jokes
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