Q: What is "HIJKLMNO"?
A: H2O.
A: H2O.
Q: When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
A:C over lambda.
A:C over lambda.
Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
A: By subsisting on titrations.
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle?
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR?
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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