Minggu, 18 November 2012

Math Jokes - Part 7


    A physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time. The physicist chose the fire, which gave humanity the power over matter. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
    "Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
    "Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
    "Yes -- so what?"
    "Think about it." said the mystic reverently. That little bottle -- how does it *know*?"
      At least this time we are together with the physicist! :

    An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener ..."

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